The Social Mountaineer
Shows us its possible at any cost
by NR McLaren
Neil Deepnarain, the Church Socialite and organiser of the El-Shaddai Friday Nights Out (you may follow his antics on Facebook) not content with his already popular, trendy flat in Bayswater, favourable job and notable status inside the Church as a mover and shaker like Father like son, Neil Deepnarain soon began to misuse his position to steal from his friends.
One member reports her shock to finally deduce why the bill at the restaurant always came up short.
“Neil - leader of the pack would always manage the bill at the end of the evening, and tell everyone what to put down. I remember the day I found out. I was living on next to nothing, but desperately wanted to go out with the group, as I had been unable to due to financial reason. That night after only a meal of salad and water, when the bill was paid I had to put down £3.00 extra than what my meal actually cost, service charge included
He reports how Neil would have the most expensive dish every-time, at least three drinks and a dessert. “He did the same, the night I caught him out, after I went back to check the bill, puzzled as to how we had come up short yet again. We were always down by £5 or £7 sometimes it was £10! – and that’s a whole meal in some places.”
“He had a full time, well-paid job and was living in his own flat in Bayswater. How do you still steal like that? From your own friends?”
Of course it takes a thief to know a thief and God who is the head off all Christian thieves, pedophiles and rapists and his chief beleaguered, Dr. Ramson Mumba were one hundred percent behind him as he was promoted from one social plane to another within the Church earning the title as a Leader and Mentor to the new “baby” flock.
I dare Mr. Ramson to deny knowledge of this Leaders swindling habits and that he had no suspicions of this underhand dealings. If he does, he conceded to his own mismanagement and irresponsibility of his leaders and his ex-wife Linda Mumba is right to cite him unfit to Pastor and a liability to his Church.
This will not be the first time, Ramson Mumba’s carelessness and misguided Leading has come into question as another member recalls Dr. Ramson’s refusal to properly screen the child carers of the Sunday School with CRB checks and interviews.
“All sorts of people were asked from the Pulpit to go in and look after the children. He didn’t care if they had just walked of the street and been in the Church two weeks.”
There are also rumors of Neil Deepnarain’s secret gay life behind closed doors, moving from male friend to male friend under the guise of “ Church mentor-ship training.”
One new young male member who was mentored closely by Neil reluctant to comment any further on his sudden end of his friendship with Mr. Deepnarain, made the following remark. “I began to feel uncomfortable, at some of the things he said to me and the way he said it when we were alone....he was always asking me to stay over - it sort of became unhealthy.”
Needless to say, the young male no longer goes to El- Shaddai International Christian Centre.
This is the Church of Jesus Christ, read it and weep.