Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?
Innocent wives ask as yet more stories emerge from the House of Jesus Christ and his followers that Claire Kirton is yet again up to no good with God;s Chosen priest Ramson Mumba.
God's Church is in scandal again as more of its members are found notoriously humping from bed to bed and then standing before the world to preach about fasting, abstinence, self control and ethics.
The Divorce Planner , Claire Kirton is notoriously known for telling female wives to Divorce their husbands and even going so far as to get the divorce papers for them.
With frequent "Have you done it yet? Have you sent the papers?' one particular female started hiding from her in the Church corridors.
It came as no surprise then, that she was soon creating tensions in the Mumba Household with her consatant eavesdroppoing, interfering and underming of Mumba's former wife, Linda.
Known as quiet and gentle, Linda Mumba was said by many to be a truly remarkable woman, who soon became caught up in the schemes of Claire Kirton, to push her out and make herslef the main bed palyer.
According to ex- members, even Ramson, Mumba's pastoral and senior Leadership team called the relationship suspect and came together to challenge Ramson mumba on the hypocrisy of his close relationship with his PA and lack of disregard to his then wife Linda Mumba.
Listening to Dr. Ramson Mumba's own motivational and moral speeches on Setting Boundaries in Relationships, we ask just when will the great Relationship physician heal himself and get rid of his long-time mistress and second in command.
Perhaps he is keeping his Divorce Planner on Payroll until his new wife reaches forty and is no longer youthful and pleasing to his eye - who better than to expedite divorce than the experienced and efficient Ms. Claire Kirton.